I'm a freelance writer, which is sort of the same as being unemployed.
I spend a lot of time meddling with things I probably shouldn't, making a mockery of otherwise highly regarded arts and professions.
Professionally, I keep a profile on LinkedIn, and can also be hired through either Elance or Guru.
Personally, I am on Facebook and Twitter, and I do like to connect with new people.
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