There was once a little girl who played with action figures.

She thought dolls were stupid.

All day she would sit on the porch and play with her action figures.

She liked to take a match and melt their crotches.

Her parents didn’t care though

She had killed them, and dead things can’t care.

She would use her fathers decomposing body as a battlefield for her soldiers to fight on.

After her father had been dead about three years, his chest collapsed.

She used the inside of his ribcage as a hideout for the bad guys.

When she was fifteen, the government people came to her house and took away all her toys.

She was a very sad little girl, and never smiled again.

And then she died, later.

🙁