Irreversible Mistakes

I have no particular need to explain this to you.

I asked you to send me your picture if you wanted to be a rainbro. You probably didn’t know what that meant, but you did it anyway. Thanks. You have,

This year for April Fools Day, I posted a phone number on my website and said that it was fake. The joke was that it was my actual phone number,

On Monday I hacked into your Facebook account and replaced your profile picture with one where I had cut your head off, and I just wanted you to know how

Nate Dogg died yesterday. Today the big girls put on small clothes for the party we will throw.

DRAW A DICK. THEN PUT THE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.