Hey, you’re a stupid asshole. And guess what? The most important step to being a better person is getting over yourself.
You’re nothing special, and in all likelihood you fall well below the national average in your country in every meaningful category, except for the sheer volume of dumb shit opinions you spew all over a disinterested audience of social media drones. You put the people around you through a lot, and they pretend to be okay with it because they’re nice people. The least you can do is pretend to like them in return.
Wise up, dickhead: When some other asshole tries to fix your hair because they’re too fucking old and out of touch to understand the statement you’re making by never brushing it, they’re not trying to insult your shitty attitude and “style”, they just think they know better and that it isn’t possible for a person to be as unapologetically ugly as you are unless it was some sort of a mistake. Grin and bear it like the nice little loser that they want you to be.
Really, being a nice person is all about being fake and pretending to care a lot about everything. Unless it has to do with yourself, in which case you’re not supposed to care at all.
Go post a bunch of phony compliments all over your friends and families’ Facebook albums full of dog and cat pictures, and they’ll all reply with spurious automated drivel of their own to indicate that they now like you more than they used to. Congratulations.
Don’t worry if they have some smartass “funny” comment prepared for you, after years of being abused by your loathsome self. It’s only a test to see if you really have joined the dejected, beaten masses in their pit of despair. In all likelihood their dig was flanked with a pair of lols, so all you have to say in response is lol, but if this isn’t the case you can just post um… lol, to which they will reply lol, or maybe hahaha lol, and you’re good. Really!
In summary: Get over yourself, and learn to be a typical, vapid douchebag, if you want to be a nice guy like me you fuuuucking moron.
Amera
October 5, 2010lol
vinnie
October 5, 2010‘Nice’, previously never meant what we think it means now.
http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/nice
It’s a bit like ‘world’s best practice’ – no, that’s not the latest cutting edge technology or way of doing things. Best Practice is a phrase you want to hear from your accountant to let you know they’re not being particularly innovative or ‘creative’ with your book work, and you’re not going to find yourself in gaol. ‘Best Practice’ is decades old, proven, and prescribed.
They tried to convince us that a filthy, polluting, native forest hungry, pulp mill was a great thing to build because it was using world’s best practice technology and processes. Cutting edge and modern? Yeah, that’s a good one, LOL.
Dink
October 5, 2010Yeah, vinnie, that’s definitely what this post was about.
vinnie
October 5, 2010You did say this site is meant to be like a forum.
Someone’s got to drag everything off-topic!
Joey Michaels
October 5, 2010Nice.
spacemonkey
October 6, 2010I do care a lot about everything, though.
I do.
Amera
October 6, 2010Except apparently what “over 9000” refers to.
O wait, I didn’t read that here.
Whatever, I’m posting it anyways.
spacemonkey
October 6, 2010Haha! No, I meant about people. Not memes!
Dink
October 6, 2010I ignore people and memes with equal self righteousness.
Also, I don’t believe that you or anybody else legitimately cares about most, let alone all, of the mundane bullshit and small talk you hear all day.
Amera
October 6, 2010Butbutbutbutbut MEMES.
There wouldn’t be lolcats without them.
Dink
October 6, 2010Image macros can be funny. And cats are adorable, so it’s hard to rail against anything involving them. You have discovered my weakness :resignationface:
However, the kind of meme which consists solely of repeating an unfunny word or phrase because it was once elected as being treated as funny henceforth by some random fluke of faggotry on /b/ is fucking stupid.
Or more accurately, it’s fucking stupid when it happens outside of /b/. It’s the same as any group of giggling fourteen year olds cackling at some inside joke and telling you that you had to have been there. Isn’t that just obnoxious? I don’t know, I get the references but it still tends to make me cringe, but I’m quite the hoity-toity internet connoisseur.
Amera
October 6, 2010http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Meme
“A meme is a unit of cultural ideas, symbols or practices, which can be transmitted from one mind to another through writing, speech, gestures, rituals or other imitable phenomena.”
It’s not the same as an inside joke… They usually are more universal, otherwise they don’t catch on. Plus, it’s the internet, so you can catch on by just watching w/e video/looking at w/e forum, etc that it’s based on. I tend to use them as a litmus test of sorts… if someone knows what “the cake is a lie” refers to, we can probably be friends irl.
I don’t know where that spiel on the defense of memes came from, but fuck it, posting it anyways.
wat
October 6, 2010VALIDATETHIS!COM – FUCK IT, WE’RE POSTING IT ANYWAYS
Amera
October 6, 2010YES. OMG.
Dink
October 6, 2010@Amera – The Dawkins definition of a meme that you quoted has almost nothing to do with the Internet memes you’re talking about. You’re talking about nerdy catch phrases and pop culture references, which are absolutely the same as inside jokes, it’s just a broader sorority.
@wat – I will have your free t-shirt mailed to a random citizen of your country immediately!