You pick up the phone, dial the number, and you goddamn be ready to talk about something. That’s the way it works. You have no business dialing if you don’t have anything to say.
Don’t do that to me. I say hello and then you have something to talk about, right away. You don’t transfer the burden of having something to say onto the person you just called. You don’t wait for me to bring it up for you. I don’t know what you wanted to talk about, because two seconds ago when you were picking up your phone to call me I was playing motherfucking Colonization for Windows and almost definitely not thinking about why you were about to call me.
That’s not how phones work. This is how phones work:
You: “Hey! It’s me! Do you want to go out tonight, get crunk like fuck and bro out?”