Hey, guess what? The most worn keys on my keyboard are E, L, K, I, M, N, D, A, O, and S. I can’t even see them, because I’ve used them so much.

Think of all the wild words that I’ve been typing these past two years!

Milk, Damn, Soak, Kill, Ladle, Omen… Perhaps this is an omen that I am going to kill you by taking a ladle full of milk and soaking you to death.

I mean soaking you to damn.

Wait, fuck. Start over.