Lesbian Cinema Review 2

Janine and Jenteal have a little head to head meeting to discuss their stock portfolio and the possibility of using charitable contributions as tax write-offs.

The film opens with cheesy intro music, then the two porn stars, Janine and Jenteal, begin talking about the scene.

“What are we gonna do?”
“I don’t know, I just wanted to do a scene where it was what we wanted to do and not necessarily what the director told us to do.”

The two girls smile, then, in a strange twist, the cheesy music fades out and they seem to kiss each other without doing any groping. I mean, there’s no music, and you can hear saliva being transferred from mouth to mouth, with no music! A shocking move for the porn industry. They kiss for a while, a fairly long while. Janine then tries to remove Jenteals’ shirt, and fails. Jenteal giggles, and Janine tells her to hold still. After a few moments, they finally get her top off.

Could this really be unscripted?

I think I saw Janine talk about this scene on the Howard Stern show. She said after shooting they continued the action in the back of a car. Then Howard tried to get her to take off her shirt, and she wouldn’t, she has sadly retired from porn. She tattooed her entire right arm, completely, to keep pornographers from hassling her into more films. It’s pretty ugly, dude, seriously. And she’s like, a fucking bitch. She’s married to this guy who looks like Axel Rose, but I digress.

So anyhow, this movie’s pretty fucked up. I mean, it’s sexy and all, they’re both attractive women, but it’s pretty fucked up. There’s a foot-licking segment where it appears almost as if Jenteal is getting frustrated with Janine’s laughter. As if to say, “It’s supposed to be sexy you bitch, moan or some shit, how the fuck did you get hired?”

I found it more funny than sexy. But it’s very sexy. On a scale of one to ten on the sexy scale of one to ten, I give it a sexy 10. And it’s higher on the laughter scale of funny porn movies, which are also sexy.

I’m saying it’s a good film. Pay attention.

It’s 10 minutes and 25 seconds long, roughly 32 megabytes. Filename: Janine_&_Jenteal5.asf – I’m sure you can find it.

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