My Ass Is Stink

I can smell my own ass. I don’t have to bend over and attempt to place my head inside of my ass, I can just smell it from where my head is right now: tilted slightly to the right, to keep the drool off of my shirt.

I should take a shower. Maybe change my pants. Surely not both at the same time, because we must learn to stretch our resources. There’s a war on.

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