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lavendersammy: Christoph, whatever has happened to your internets
fancydink: Apparently I broke Gordon.
lavendersammy: 1. Who or what the fuck is Gordon?
fancydink: It was the name of the server my site was hosted on.
lavendersammy: Aww, poor thing.
fancydink: The new server’s name is “s5-dallas”
lavendersammy: I’m going to pretend it’s the name of your new robotic dog.

7 Comments

  • spacemonkey

    May 18, 2011

    I’m sad that the computer sounds like a computer and not a cuddly friend anymore. RIP Gordon. Miss you. *pour a little out for my homies*

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  • sammy

    May 19, 2011

    Don’t be sad. I’m pretty sure the Series 5 Doglike Automaton, Lovable, Loyal, Also-it’s-totally-a Server looks something like this guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3wBPEDDBTU

    Cuddles ahoy!

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  • spacemonkey

    May 19, 2011

    … keep trying Japan.

    O.o

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  • sammy

    May 19, 2011

    *covers s5-dallas’s lovable, cuddly ears and leads him away from the mean lady*

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  • Dink

    May 19, 2011

    I like to imagine the server as more of a rottweiler, or maybe just a giant pair of testicles.

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  • Memo Juez

    May 22, 2011

    Hmm… That server could be the one that Debbie does.

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  • Dink

    May 22, 2011

    I don’t think that movie was about what you think it was about.

    Reply

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