Irreversible Mistakes

There were moments where the doctors seemed to imply it might have been something else (particularly, cocaine), but then they'd run another blood test and go oh, shit.

I am very interested in becoming a worthless appliance owned by your company. I am looking for part-time work to supplement my income over the long term, and I have

I have recently decided to become a master of online poker, so I thought I might begin by teaching the rest of the Internet everything I have learned so far.

As a reputable Internet Scientist, I have decided to test the theory that a watched pot will never boil.

I have decided to test the theory that people can improve skills through repetition, because I think this is something which totally needs to be tested.

I was thinking about having sex with a sea cucumber.

You think you know me, but you have no idea.

DRAW A DICK. THEN PUT THE DICK IN YOUR MOUTH.

Honestly, all you have to do is lightly butter/mayo each piece of bread, and then shove a bunch of BBQ Pringles or some shit in there.

A recipe.