Irreversible Mistakes

TransLink in Vancouver does not report suicides, instead choosing to vaguely announce a "medical emergency" at one of their stations. The term does not always refer to suicide, but when

A better Belgium can't be a worse Czech Republic.

I am very interested in becoming a worthless appliance owned by your company. I am looking for part-time work to supplement my income over the long term, and I have

It's more complicated than it looks.

Did you know that Paul Quarrington died of lung cancer a few years ago? Of course you didn’t, because you have no fucking idea who Paul Quarrington was, but even

DeAngelo stirred in bed, having trouble sleeping in an uncomfortably warm hotel room. The radiator was cranked up and the thermostat seemed to be broken.

I have recently decided to become a master of online poker, so I thought I might begin by teaching the rest of the Internet everything I have learned so far.

As a reputable Internet Scientist, I have decided to test the theory that a watched pot will never boil.

I have decided to test the theory that people can improve skills through repetition, because I think this is something which totally needs to be tested.

Ten years ago this day I declared war on Canada, and though my casus belli was, in retrospect, somewhat lacking, I still fundamentally agree with the idea that I should